Mother’s Day Quotes And Funny Sayings Celebrate Mom’s Special Day

Mother's Day Quotes

Searching for Mother’s Day quotes and sayings to add to a card, use on Facebook, or text to a Mom who lives far away?

If you’re not quite sure how to put your feelings of love and appreciation into words, check out the quotes below for some inspiration.

If you don’t have a card, you can always send Mom an e-card right to her email or or post it on her Facebook page. Hallmark has a number of online Mother’s Day cards that are quick and easy to send, or check out JibJab for a variety of funny e-greetings that allow you to add photos to cards that include “World’s Greatest Mom” and “Super Mom.”

Mother’s Day Quotes

I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. – Abraham Lincoln

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.” – Jack Nicholson

Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, ‘Dad’s trophy wife day. — Jay Leno

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan

All mothers are working mothers. – Author Unknown

Don’t forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother’s Day. After all, you’re one of the reasons she drinks. – Anonymous

Mom, when thoughts of you are in our hearts, we are never far from home. – Author Unknown

If I had a single flower for every time I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden. -Claudia Adrienne Grandi

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. – Author Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. – Irish Proverb

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. – Sophia Loren

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you–life. – Anonymous

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. – George Washington

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. – Abraham Lincoln

A mother’s happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond memories. – Honore de Balzac

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