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President Obama enjoyed a round of golf in Hawaii on Christmas day with the prime minister of Malaysia. They rented carts, played a round and had lunch and drinks afterwards. The prime minister wanted to pick up the check, but President Obama would not hear of it and charged it to our grandchildren.
Arizona’s outgoing Governor Jan Brewer ripped Obama as a failed president on Thursday. She’s very popular among GOP conservatives. If you call the Arizona governor’s office and no one answers, the recorded voice tells you to press one for English, press two for English, and press three for English.
Pope Francis in his Christmas message called upon countries in the Middle East to strive to work together for a lasting peace in the New Year. He has really got the magic touch. The Middle East has just agreed to send diplomats to the U.S. to try to negotiate a halt to the rioting and shooting in the U.S.
President Obama played golf in Hawaii Wednesday as he tried to unwind from the pressures of his job. In the midst of rising U.S. national debt, urban unrest and foreign cyber-attacks, the president got some great news. The IRS just ruled he can write off the first half of his second term as a total loss.
Ebola researchers in Atlanta allowed the virus to be handled in an unsecured lab and possibly infected a technician. U.S. authorities have been resolute in intercepting, isolating and attacking Ebola since it came to the U.S. from Africa. It’s just a matter of time before Al Sharpton is fighting for its rights.
President Obama’s Secret Service detail told two U.S. Army officers to relocate their wedding ceremony at a golf club in Hawaii to accommodate his golf round. He’s not all about golf. Last April when Obama got word that Russia seized the Crimea, he asked the next three groups if he could play through.
North Korea’s Kim Jung Un called President Obama a monkey Monday while accusing Obama of ordering their Internet outage. The language is intolerable. It gave Southerners a rare chance to remind Hollywood, academia and the national media that the real racial prejudice was always up North.
President Obama bumped a wedding between two Army officers from the Marine Golf Course in Hawaii because he was playing there. The couple got married just in time. At the rate President Obama’s been wielding executive power, by the spring he’d have insisted on the Right of the First Night.
— Argus Hamilton